rant

Please stop telling me how you hate baseball, dont understand how people like it, dont understand how people can watch the games, dont tell me how you hate the phillies when you dont even know what the hell they are doing this year, dont tell me how the only thing you like about the phillies is jim thome, dont try to tell me you know something about baseball when you obviously dont, dont question every move charlie manuel makes when you would be 100 times worse of a manager than terry francona (his philly tenure), dont ever tell me how you love the yankees or red sox. if you love the yankees you're just a bastard, period. if you love the red sox you dont even know who is on their team, no johnny damon is not on the team anymore even though you thought he was so sexy, i know for a fact you didnt even like the red sox until they won the world series and now "you are so relieved that your team finally won the world series after so many years", shut up you bandwagon mother fucker. if you didnt root for the mets in the last 10 years you can't now. if you rooted for the braves at anytime in the last decade you can not at any time ever speak to me or attend any phillies related event or cheer for them in any way, you are a traitor and will have to do much penance to come back to the phillies.
o man, i'm pretty sure i hate every single person from new york, mets or yankees. forget high school vs high school, or fraternity vs fraternity fights, there needs to be a new york vs philly fight, an all out brawl, because its about time philly gets some respect. ok, the new york thing was unnecessary, but i do basically hate every ignorant baseball person. yes the phils are above .500, yes i can believe that people do actually go to their games, etc. fuck you, go sit in your room and wait for the eagles to be good so you can jump on the bandwagon. when the phillies make the playoffs you dont deserve to go to any of the games.

ps - i still love pat burrell (he just hit a game-tying home run)